More questions? Drop us a note.
Send The Original (Lying) Sack of Shit
w/ Diss Leaving Card to that toxic moron know deserves it now!
TO SEND ANONYMOUSLY: Simply fill in the address you'd like it sent to, we will email YOU a tracking number so you will know when it gets there, but THEY won't know it's from you!
TO SEND TO YOURSELF: Then just fill in your address, duh.
P.S Hand delivering TOLSOS and watching the expression on your victim is worth the price alone.
"Diss-Counts" Order more than five, we knock off *10%.
*For larger orders (20+) contact us.
✓ The Original Lying Sack of Shit is an organic “Sack” filled with non-toxic “poop like” biodegradable and recyclable materials.
✓ Each Original Lying Sack of Shit comes wrapped in blood red tissue paper & sealed with a metallic heart sticker
✓ Each Original Lying Sack of Shit is accompanied in package with scathing four color "Diss Leaving Card" in a blazing red envelope.
✓ Shipped in a 100% recyclable small box.
✓ Shipped and tracked by USPS Priority Mail (1 to *3 business days)
*In most cases, the expected delivery date printed on your receipt or provided at checkout will reflect a delivery time of 1, 2, or 3 business days and is based on origin, destination, and drop-off time.
✓ Price includes Tax.
