Do you really send sacks of shit?

Dude, that's disgusting. "The Original Lying Sack of Shit" is stuffed with non-toxic brown earth friendly recycled, biodegradable, paper turds.

What comes with my order?

Each sack comes wrapped in red tissue paper, and sealed with heart shaped pink sticker.  Accompanied with "The Diss Leaving Card" (four color glossy) in blood-red envelope with heart shaped metallic sticker.  All shipped in a 100% recyclable box.

I don't know the address of the person I'm sending to.

Officially, not a question. We are sure you can figure it out Sparky!

For optimim impact, hand deliver it personaly so you can watch thier reaction! (Bodygaurd and getway car optional.)

We recommend sending it to the place most likely to embarrass them.  

Work? Yacht? Love nest?

Home delivery is cool too. (Especially, if thier "other" is around)

If I mail it, will the "Dissed" know I sent them The Original Lying Sack of Shit?

Only if you want them to.  We can send anonymously if you choose. Either way we will get you a tracking number so you know when it will arrive.

Does it work?

Well, we've done done our own "market research" so we can safely say it does, (and its great!) You, however will probably never know (unless you hand deliver)  without a hidden camera or witnesses, but you WILL feel better knowing you "dissed" 'em!

I have a lot of f'd-up people I'd like to send one to, do you offer any discounts?

We like to call them "Diss-Counts" Order more than five, we knock off *10%.

*For larger orders (20+) contact us.

Should I really do this?

Yes. They deserve it. Don't do anything crazy and go to jail.  

Get one now.  You will feel better.

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