"His face was in shock when he opened what he thought was a loving gift.  I left that liar sitting alone with the Lying Sack of Shit on his lap. Daaaaamn that felt good. Shannon - Atlanta GA

"My X-Boss almost pissed his pants when he opened the professionally delivered box in front of 4 people @ his office including the President! I quit at the end of the day and said he was a lying sack of shit.That's when he knew it was me!"

Ryan - Columbus, OH

"I was engaged for less than a month, when I found a picture on his phone with my best friend with their clothes off.  I gave the box to him at his birthday dinner with his family 2 weeks later. He opened it, his jaw dropped, his family was stunned, then I just walked out.  Talk about a deer caught in the headlights."  

April - Cardiff by the Sea, CA

Testimonials

"I found out my business partner was stealing from our business! I got my ducks in a row, called the authorities and left the box on his desk with the I-know-everything-you-did diss-card inside."  

Darrin – Oakland CA

"My asshole neighbor kept complaining about my dog who has never even been on her property. Then I saw her dog crapping on my lawn! WTF?  When no one was around, I dropped off the box with The Original Lying Sack of Shit, now every time I see her, I smile, she frowns. Yes!

Jacqui – Rochester Hills, MI

"This worked perfectly for my soon to be “X” wife. I found out she was cheating on me, so I gave her the d-gift, she thought she was getting earrings or something nice.  When she opened it she said what the hell is this?  Then I threw the divorce papers at her and left." Danny – Miami Beach FL